maybe im just not that good at ace attorney, but you can really tell that phoenix is not a player-insert character because often when he says something like “my plan is proceeding as i thought it would” i have no fucking clue what the supposed plan is. like so true king, and i totally trust your plan, but i’m mostly just along for the ride
enough of this “immortality is a curse” nonsense. “but after millions of years you still have to live another day tomorrow!” yes, and on that day there will be tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwich. sounds like a good deal to me
I’m built like if Hot Topic sold scarecrows you could fuck. I’m built like a washed up pop punk lead singer. I’m built like delinquent-coded female best friend from an early 2000s comedy. I’m built like rapid onset twink necrosis.
I put up your boyfriend for peer review and… yeah he’s published in a journal now. You can purchase 1 month of access for $32.99, or you can log in through your institution for access. Sorry.
JSTOR???????????????
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@scrubbydubbydubby You can look at their boyfriend (and 99 others) for free every month on JSTOR: https://support.jstor.org/hc/en- us/articles/115004760028-MYJSTOR-How-to- Register-Get-Free-Access-to-Content
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse
some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met
my quintessential example of this:
i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.
i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.
I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.
Miette’s long lost brother, the betrayed sack of flour
My cat also cannot be successfully dropped from any height due to her Problems ™, which unfortunately results in friends sometimes dropping her like one might a normal cat before remembering OH NO–
aight im drunk im 22 im cis im 99% sure this is a trans guy meme but,,, i experiuence this too dont worry this is a male experience i love u all ur wonderful and strong
I meant to add captuons like ur calid and all thar shit vut i hit the wronfg button oops
Cis allies if you’re not on his level don’t even try
My house is being haunted by Unown and they keep making fun of me. Just this morning I burnt my eggs while making breakfast and they lined up to spell “EPIC FAIL” in my kitchen. Can I convince them to stop? :,(
I haven’t seen this version anywhere so I made one!
This flag is pissing off TERFs of course but i am seeing so much colorful JOY from trans lesbians and other lesbians in the notes like I’ve never seen a set of tags so happy before omg
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